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So this is what I did with my day. What did you do?

So this is what I did with my day. What did you do?

2022-05-28 23:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Guys! I went camping! It was a very intents (like intense, b..

Guys! I went camping! It was a very intents (like intense, but ⛺️ ) weekend. ***pause for effect*** I’m sorry that was the worst. But yes. CAMPING. Let me tell you. I learned a few thing. 1) check to see if you will have phone signal where you are camping BEFORE you go. Cuz bears. There weren’t any bears! For me. I mean, Someone out there probably went camping, and **bears** (I will be using “bears” from now on, as an event, as opposed to the animal. To verify, now: “bears” = when a bear wanders into a camp site, not the plural of 🐻 ) Wow I sidetracked HARD! Backtrack to the things I learned: 2) Wear sunscreen. Bringing some in the first place would be helpful. 3) dont pull your vehicle tucked in with all your camp stuff set up in front of your exit route. Hard to go anywhere when your car is closed in with the tent that took you 3 hours to put up. (Not because it’s a difficult tent to assemble. But because I lost the instructions and I always forget *something* I have to do) 4) if you are camping out in the middle of nowhere, bring some form of power supply. So your phone doesn’t die, with your instructions to get back to civilization. Now that we have all learned. And grown. A little at least. Here are some photos of my stupid burn. Me bathing my FILTHY fur friend. Which she resented. Deeply. And another picture of her, she’s so exhausted from our weekend. Me too. So I’m off to go snuggle cute lady dog, and probably eat some ice cream while I pass out to moon knight. TOODLE PIP CHUMS AND CHUMETTES! 💋 ***mwah*** Arcane Campy P.S. before my phone died. I was editing a little lewd self shot thing. There will be a ton of pictures from it. And if there is any one you REALLY like, tell me and I’ll send you a moving gif of the photo!!!!

2022-05-24 02:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Procrasterbaking: verb spending all day baking, when y..

**Procrasterbaking**: *verb* spending all day baking, when you have a billion other things you really should be doing. Also, my day yesterday. Side bar. There were only two packages in the mail yesterday. So I decided rather than spending a whole day making a mail Monday video. I would add them to next weeks. And bake all the cup cakes, 1) for my mental health and a lovely break. And 2) to feed this insatiable cake (butt). Cuz really, without all the carbs, how am I supposed to keep the bottom bubbles? Exercise? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get out.

2022-05-17 15:07:09 +0000 UTC View Post

GUYS!!! I have been replying to messages all day... AND IT S..

GUYS!!! I have been replying to messages all day... AND IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE ALL GOING THROUGH!!!!! I am gonna try the extra set from the green shoot, and see if it works. Fingers crossed.

2022-05-13 22:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Welp. I did it again folks! Posted on a Monday! Slow me down..

Welp. I did it again folks! Posted on a Monday! Slow me down. Who is she? A speed demon? No. Just abbey.

2022-05-10 23:16:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey Guys! Sorry on the delay for the PPV set, and other cont..

Hey Guys! Sorry on the delay for the PPV set, and other content this week. I've been having massive technical issues with Onlyfans, and dealing with their support team to try and get it figured out as soon as possible. See picture. This is my life right now. I'll keep everyone posted!!! Love you all, AA

2022-05-06 20:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you think of the green set?! ALL RIGHT!!! Hold onto..

What do you think of the green set?! ALL RIGHT!!! Hold onto your hats gentlemen (or whatever else you want to hold onto, I'm not your boss, live your best life). If you like this set, and would like to see it without the little blurry bits *gasp* (I know, WE ARE BREAKING NEW GROUND FOLKS) check your inbox. I also snuck a little not blurred on in this set too, because its still pretty hard to make out and not as clear as the ones sitting in your messages.

2022-05-04 18:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post

GUYS I DID IT!!!!!!!!!! I did Mail Monday……… ON Monday. PL..

GUYS I DID IT!!!!!!!!!! I did Mail Monday……… ON Monday. PLEASE COMMENT ABOUT MAMA ARCANE. Let’s show my madré some love, (I’m already learning all the Spanish) she IS where I got my nice legs from, so in a way, we ALL owe her one.

2022-05-03 01:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post

SORRY IM THE WORST!!!! This took too long. Hope you like it..

SORRY IM THE WORST!!!! This took too long. Hope you like it and it’s worth the wait 😜

2022-04-28 04:17:26 +0000 UTC View Post

After a gross amount of googling and research. This is what ..

After a gross amount of googling and research. This is what I’ve figured out. Update on sexy blue alien lady abbey: It’s gonna be expensive. But WOOOORTH IIIIIIIIT

2022-04-26 17:34:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Jokes on me. Didn’t get mail Monday out. On Monday. BUT. I d..

Jokes on me. Didn’t get mail Monday out. On Monday. BUT. I did reorganize my crafting room for myself and those of you that it was driving crazy. AND got everything mailed out to everyone I was supposed to.

2022-04-26 15:41:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy hump day. This is my butt. regards, AA

Happy hump day. This is my butt. regards, AA

2022-04-20 23:43:29 +0000 UTC View Post

ITS MAIL MONDAY. so I’ve decided I am going to start filmi..

ITS MAIL MONDAY. so I’ve decided I am going to start filming these on Saturday. Because I always ambitiously think it’s going to only take me one day to pick up packages/get ready/film/edit/post. And like…I never doooo. SOooO if I start filming on Saturday, I’ll be able to post “mail Monday” on Monday, like a smart person.

2022-04-20 21:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post

k so I had an idea, what do you think? Next huge costume p..

k so I had an idea, what do you think? Next huge costume project? It’s gonna be a massive undertaking. And I’ll have to do it in stages/release other costumes projects/boudoir sets before it’s done. I’ll probably scream into the void once or twice. Cuz if I do it. It has to be PERFECT. I’ll have to back burner it a few times when it gets overwhelming. BUT I think it’d be worth it. If it’s something you guys would also like to see. If you hate the idea, then I don’t want to waste my time/effort on a project that would be super selfishly for me. MAN IM RAMBLING. Whatever. Just vote pleeeease

2022-04-18 18:54:47 +0000 UTC View Post

I COULDN"T PICK SO INSTEAD I AM POSTING THEM ALL!!!! this is..

I COULDN"T PICK SO INSTEAD I AM POSTING THEM ALL!!!! this is actually every single photo we took. I edited them all. It took 16 hours. I don't know why I did this. But I did it. HAPPY F#*&NG EASTER *throws all the chocolate eggs at you* ^not some...all...all the eggs. And some lewder ones at the end that normally would have been thrown into a ppv set but its a holiday, so accept my love. OH and a few dumb ones because its me.

2022-04-17 19:07:18 +0000 UTC View Post

2022-04-17 01:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post

A few of my new onlyfriends may have missed this email. So I..

A few of my new onlyfriends may have missed this email. So I’m posting it here!!!! HEY!!! So because of all the time it takes me to go through my messages every time I decide to do so, and my desire to be time effective and still be able to bring you all the saucy content you deserve. I have decided to make a few changes to how I do my messages. HERE THEY ARE!! continue reading if you givashoop, if you do not, well feck me sideways. 1) Once a week (friday) I will be replying to everyone with "renew on" 2) I won't be replying to anyone with "renew off" anymore. 3) I will be replying to any message sent with a tip, EVERY DAY!! Because I want to show that I value your tips as much as you value my time. 4) I have a VIP list where my most engaged followers (and being honest, most fiscally supportive followers) are on, that I will reply to sporadically as I can, with or without a tip. These peeps will also have access to exclusive lewd ppv sets and other fun things. (currently this list only has 7 ppl on it) If you want to be on that list, comment more, like all the posts, send me mail if you want, and tipping doesn't hurt (again being honest)) 5) I will be sending out the casual lewds (like the ones I have been posting) as messages going forward, and again, to the homies with RENEW ON. That way, everyone that subscribes for one month doesn't get access to all the fun stuff that my most loving and loyal onlyfriends get. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO TICK SOME OF YOU OFF! And for that I truly am deeply sorry. The last thing I want to do is bring any form of negativity to your life. ALL I want is to bring you love and happiness. But I also need to more effectively manage my time so that I can do all the things I want to for you all.

2022-04-17 01:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post

So you wake up Easter morning. You know, on Sunday. When Jes..

So you wake up Easter morning. You know, on Sunday. When Jesus, our lord and savior, was resurrected from his crucifixion, today, approximately 1990 years ago (because he was 32 (ish) years old when he died). And when you wake up, this bunny is beside you, in bed. Is Jesus the only thing that was risen? get it? *eyebrows eyebrows* I should mention that 1) I was raised in a Christian church, 2) I am currently a sacrilegious POS and this post is HEAVILY dosed with sarcasm and satire. Cheers! May God be with you all. (this is where you say "and also with you")

2022-04-16 01:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Got it all finished 😮‍💨 😓 oh man. All the tiny details are D..

Got it all finished 😮‍💨 😓 oh man. All the tiny details are DONE! This took so much flipping time. What do you all think?!

2022-04-12 21:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post

MAIL MONDAY(?) lol on a Thursday(?) This took me three days ..

MAIL MONDAY(?) lol on a Thursday(?) This took me three days from filming to editing. (Mostly cuz I haven’t been able to put my normal hours in each day before crashing, and also because I’m trying to catch up on life as well. My dudes, my life fell apart over that sick a/f week lol) BUT I DID IT! I took a 40 minute long video. And shaved that bad beach down to 13. It’s okay if you are impressed. I am too. ANYWAYS sorry for my rambling. Typico Abbey. HOPE YOU ENJOY! If there are things you dont love and don’t want to see me do so often in these videos. Lemme know. If there are things you like, that you would specifically like me to continue. Lemme know. I am trying to always grow and adapt to provide you all with what makes you happy. Xoxo AA

2022-04-07 23:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post

And here I was, thinking you couldn’t get covid twice. Hecki..

And here I was, thinking you couldn’t get covid twice. Hecking idiot. Fork me, amiright? Guys, I’m dead. I was dying. Then I died. And now I’m dead. RIP. You will all be missed. My wake will be held in the west Ed water park with an open bar. Cheers! See you in hell. 💋 AA

2022-04-02 18:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Wednesday March 30, crafting update. Personal update, I’m ..

Wednesday March 30, crafting update. Personal update, I’m exhausted and sick and need someone to feed me lol. I haven’t been eating. Cooking is too much work. And I feel like I’m behind in every way imaginable. If one of you knows how to sew and can come help a homie out. It would be mucho appreciatoed (yes, I’m fluent in españish, thank you for asking)

2022-03-31 02:30:39 +0000 UTC View Post

I need you to vote! I’m trying to pick a direction for my ..

I need you to vote! I’m trying to pick a direction for my page to go. On free pages, remember that the messaging you have to tip to send :( so vip page would sidestep that. But I also want everyone to feel like they have access to the goods and the abbey. With no expectations. I dunno. Any other suggestions not listed here? Plz comment and vote. I really need your HELP! Heeeeeelp I’m stuuuuuuck 😏

2022-03-30 05:18:40 +0000 UTC View Post

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