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Not really a post, my dad changed the movement sensor (light switch) in our bathroom to shut off after 5 minutes instead of 20, which led to this little fun bit. He is refusing to change it and I have no idea how to fix it. Also by the time this comes out I'm on a camping trip with my family

I was testing to see whether this bikini would cover my tattoo (I'm going on a trip and my parents don't know about this one) and... safe to say this isn't good coverage

I probably should've slowed this video down too...

Here's something fun. I'll get to my messages when I can, life is just real weird right now

"Wyd" whatever this is

Kinda sorta ran out of pictures whoops

I found a new angle for my camera. Ignore the weird poses

Sorry for the silence, I've had some unexpected visitors this weekend and then I got sick today. Will be back tomorrow.

Moo~❤️

Here are most of my swimsuits, I'll be posting my favourite one tomorrow just for fun

A quick dump of most of the lingerie I own. Half of it is now gone, oh well

Deepthroat training takes a lot of work

This is how I make myself clean my closet.... yes I'm into pet play

This doesn't count as a post I just found out my dress is transparent so here's a freebie for those who aren't subscribed

I can wear this out.... right?

I'm still batting for both teams.... or more like, I like taking beatings from both teams

You're not an ally if you don't do buttstuff (jk. I just like buttstuff)

Too bad, y'all are getting it anyway: my penis

Toesies

Here's some really weird pics I got

I'm going to be trying on old swimsuits on Monday. But for now, enjoy this video of me testing out my new phone attachment. I have a longer video available for purchase but it's just as awkward as this one

Call me mommy? Or ma'am?

I was at a friend's house for a party and noticed my soles were nearly black. Then I walked around the zoo for an entire day and my soles were like this. How much dirt is now in my birkenstocks?

Unforeseen circumstance when flying with Canada air: I needed a seat belt extender and it left bruises on both of my thighs for two weeks because the seat dug in so hard

My friend got a special strap attachment just for me 🤭

What a view eh?

I swear I'll get to messages soon. I am so damn tired

It's always so fun to go on vacation with people who encourage your deviance

Do you like the view?

My plane got cancelled 3 times and rescheduled 4 times before I transferred to a different airline. Took a nap, had a threesome, back to the airport