Public Indulgence 5Indulgence MonthOriginally Created March ..
Added 2025-06-14 20:17:38 +0000 UTCPublic Indulgence 5Indulgence MonthOriginally Created March 2023Public Stuffing โข Public Gluttony โข Tight Clothes โข Waddlingโโโโโโโโโโโ๐น Original Caption ๐นYesterday I started the day off with one of the most amazing breakfasts I've ever had at Sunday in BrooklynA thick pancake covered in Maple Praline sauce, a PERFECT breakfast Sandwich with fluffy eggs, bacon & cheese, deliciously seasoned fries and my favorite...biscuits drenched in sausage filled gravy covered in eggs ๐คคI also had two drinks, a Honey Bear Rum Cocktail and a delicious hot chocolate...to say I was FULL after this would be an understatement, I WAYY overdid it here ๐ฎโ๐จI had to push the table out as FAR as I could, crushing my feeder into the corner but he knows what he's getting into when I eat like this ๐I was barely able to waddle to the Uber literally 5 feet away after it all was done and of course I headed straight to the next place Vanessa's Dumplings!I'm a HUGE fan of dumplings and Vanessa's has some of my favorites! I once again completely overdid it here, ordering 16 dumplings, 4 Pork Buns, a tray of noodles, a scallion pancake and a large bubble tea ๐ I won't lie, this took me nearly 2 HOURS to finish after that big breakfast and I was painfully full and looking ENORMOUS in this booth, I once again had to push the table as far out as I could and my ass was KILLING ME from sitting on a wooden bench for so long ๐I'm seriously considering starting to bring some type of cushion with me because gorging myself on uncomfortable chairs is not fun ๐ญTrying to leave this place had my over-engorged gut bumping into tables and chairs left and right which got A LOT of stares ๐At this point I just wanted to lay down, I was sooo fucking stuffed we considered getting a hotel for a few hours just so I could catch my breath before the next place. But we decided to push forward and do the third place Clinton Hall right away! ๐ฎโ๐จComing into this restaurant I must have looked like an overinflated beach ball, sweating, panting and gasping for air as I took a seat on the SMALLEST STOOLS I've ever seen ๐ณI was really looking forward to getting the jelly injected donuts from this place but they were sadly sold out, so I settled for a GIANT soft pretzel with cheese and a DOUBLE Bacon Cheese Burger also with extra cheese to dip it in ๐ฅตThis was hands down the hardest stuffing of the day, I was fit to burst from the start, crushing a super tiny stool just cramming the greasiest artery clogging double cheeseburger covered in fondue cheese into my fat faceI felt disgustingly obese as I sat there sweating profusely, gut hanging out as stuffed bite after bite down my throatI was approached by the waiter multiple times asking if I was done but I kept saying no until every last bite was gone ๐ฎโ๐จAfter it all, I honestly thought my belly was going tear open right there in the restaurant as my feeder helped me get to the Uber to head homeI was a little sad because I wanted to get a dessert place too but simply couldn't move anymore...so I decided to order TWO large milkshakes to come home to ๐After the car ride home I digested a bit and was ready to top myself off with a ton of thick and creamy milkshake. I downed both of them through a funnel and then collapsed into my bed right after ๐ดWHAT A DAY ๐ฎโ๐จโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ธ Retrospective ๐ธTables and chairs were definitely some of my biggest challenges going out like this, I always had to push them out so far and I tried my best to get booths because I was overflowing all the chairs ๐ My outfit was also CRAZY tight on this day, I felt like I was going to rip it at the seams, especially after I started really packing myself full with all that crazy yummy food ๐คคโโโโโโโโโโโ