


I’ve been out running around doing mom shit all day! MILFIN around town! Flirting with the produce boy at the grocery store was my highlight of my errands by far! I asked him why the tops to the pineapples 🍍 are a cut off? He started yammering on about shipping… so I cut him off and asked “how will people know it’s upside down if there is no top?!” He said “Why would you want to put it upside down?” My face lit up😈 when I explained and told him I was on the prowl, his shy coy face blushed and lit up too! He was so thrilled to know this bit of information! The more you know, you know!😉 now I’m off to dinner at a friends! I’m going to snap you a few naughty pics for you to keep things interesting!🙃🤪
Ruby💋