When the delivery man came to my house I was only wearing a T-shirt and no pants. But I was awaiting a new sex toy and it seemed pointless to put pants on just grab a box off my porch especially if was taking them right back off. I donβt think the guy minded but now instead of just dropping my packages on the porch and leaving, he keeps ringing my doorbell even though thereβs nothing to sign. I wonder if heβs thinking Iβm going to invite him in or something.