Someone told me on stream yesterday that my unhinged captions were the best sort of captions. According to my market research, however, aggressively lewd captions tend to increase set sales. So - since I love you all - I am now combining the two in an attempt to give the best of both worlds. Ahem -- ðĪĪðĪĪ Dressing up as Santa Tea is SO HOT ðĨīðĶ look at my asTH and TIDDY ðą wait that's not a tiddy that was a kitty ð anyway I look hot as fuck in these positions which should make u a very horny person ðģ ðĨĩ something something something touch ur penis (if you have one) ðĪŠ I suck my finger in this video pretending it's a dong and then I make myself jizz ðŦ ðĪŊ ......... I don't think it works that well. I tried ok