He glanced at my breasts and feigned disinterest, but the bulge in his pants told a different story and he wasnβt making any effort to hide it. He shook his head and said, βI donβt knowβ¦I was REEEEALLY offended.β (Yeah, he really was a master flirt). But so am I. I slowly shimmied out of my skirt, throwing all caution to the windβ¦