dear diary: 🌸 ahhhh this is my first diary entry in Cyprus!..

dear diary: 🌸 ahhhh this is my first diary entry in Cyprus!! I live here now 🥳 we moved here on the 13th of June, so it's almost been a month. I'm still settling in, but I absolutely love it so far. our villa is gorgeous, the weather is lush, and there are sooooo many cute cats everywhere 🥹 I'll admit, the heat is taking some getting used to, and it's only July 😫 apparently August is the worst for the heat & everyone just stays indoors all day - thank god for aircon. I'm so pale, so I'm doing my best not to get sun burnt, lol. our stuff hasn't been shipped over from England yet, so our villa's still a bit empty. I don't have half of my clothes, my coffee machine (important obviously) OR any of my dildos. I wonder if the moving men saw them when they were packing up my stuff. probably. the 13 inch one is hard to miss. anyway, right now I'm in a cute little village in the mountains, about an hour away from where we live. we're staying here for the weekend, and you'll never guess why... we're going to a sex party TONIGHT! 🤫 I did not expect there to be sex parties in Cyprus, idk why, but I'm glad there are. I have no idea what it'll be like. I've only been to 2 sex clubs in my life (both in England) and they were like... proper "clubs" with a dance floor & bar & everything. whereas this one is being held in a big luxury villa. apparently there'll be a glory hole room, a cinema room, a public play room and even a hot tub area. I hope lots of people turn up. I'm super nervous. more so than last time in the UK, but I'm excited too of course. right now it's 5:30, and the party starts at 9:30, but we'll probably be fashionably late 💁🏼‍♀️ I don't know if I'll "do" anything there... this time might just be more of a chill one, just to mingle with people. although, I said that about the one in London, and it ended with 5 guys cumming on my face while a bunch of other people watched 🤣 I find it crazy that the party's even being thrown here. it's literally a tiny cute village with a population of 1000 people & cobblestone roads. it's adorable. you would NOT expect to find a villa full of horny deviants up the road. but tbh, it's always the places and people who you expect the least. unfortunately I don't think I'll be allowed to film, for the privacy of other people at the party, which makes sense of course. there's a reason why they don't release the location until the day of the event 😅 but if anything happens there, I'll be sure to tell you all about it in my next entry! even if nothing sexual goes on, I'll still write about my experience/what it was like 😊 anyway, Josh & I are going to have dinner soon, and then start pre-drinking to calm our nerves 😬 wish us luck!! Jade 💕