I have to come clean about something... This may shock you....
Added 2025-03-16 16:40:49 +0000 UTCI have to come clean about something... This may shock you...
I've done my best to keep this a secret, but I can't anymore.
Because yesterday things really got out of hand. That poor guy at the mall didn't deserve it...
So a few years ago I seduced a married man in a small town outside Paris. He fell deeply in love with me and we wanted to elope.
Unfortunately, his wife was some kind of witch and she put a 10-year curse on me.
Now every man who even touches me for just a second ejaculates prematurely on the spot. Now all men in my life are premature ejaculators.
Worse still, the ejaculating never stops. So if the man continues to touch me, his balls shrink to the size of raisins.
Yesterday I tripped and fell at the mall, and some poor chap in tan pants grabbed my hand to help me up, and let's say things didn't end well for him. His wife certainly didn't expect such an over-reaction!
I hope you won't judge me too harshly! Any premature ejaculators out there, I understand your pain.
