(Swipe right & read to the end for hilarity) Since it’s a lu..
Added 2024-05-22 21:35:29 +0000 UTC(Swipe right & read to the end for hilarity)
Since it’s a lull, and my dumb boyfriend is not available, and Mr Poindexter is at work, I came out for a sunbathe. I should snatch you girl fans, D & K, and we could do mom stuff. Make banana bread or something.
Ok guys: wanna hear something funny? Behind the scenes here at onlyfans headquarters, often models fight each other. I’m not kidding. They get in eternal feuds. “That bitch think she’s all that? Pssshh”, or, they quietly buy fans from each other to juice the new fan for cash with paid content and sometimes the deals go sour and it’s a HUGE DRAMA.
(That’s why you might start getting locked PPVs from some model you never followed, because someone you did follow sold your username to another model to follow you and open your inbox - it’s against the rules, but models can be underhanded.)
But the funniest street-brawl between two models went like this:
“Oh, you think you’re all that with that banana bread pussy??? Honey, my roast beef pussy makes way more money than your banana bread!”
I fell off my chair laughing so hard, because her imagery was SO SPOT ON! Like poetry.😂
“Hmmm…little Courtney does indeed have a pussy that does resemble a banana bread top!🤔. Intriguing.”
