

Assmen?
Still at conference. But they only hire men waiters to serve Napa Valley sparkling wine - it's all wealthy executive women. And i guess the waiters must obey any order the women give them. ANY ORDER. They told me it's ok if I take one or as many as I want to the cloak room. So I did...
(No! I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I'm going to put that in the suggestion box for next year)