Hey, Listen! In this epic set, I wander through Hyrule smas..
Added 2023-10-08 13:16:06 +0000 UTCHey, Listen! In this epic set, I wander through Hyrule smashing pots, reclining on logs, crawling on all fours, pondering berries, and generally fighting evil, but with my ass out! I have here 35 stunning photos of me in what very loosely resembles a Link cosplay if you use your imagination (and are happy to accept almost zero clothing). Seriously, I’m wearing a strappy green triangle chest harness, leather garters, and a gold g-string. This entire monster set was shot in little gold pasties, so there’s plenty of boob on display at all times. Oh, in some of these photos I’m not even wearing the g-string, so they include a heck of a view. It’s seriously a lot for a main set offering! Zelda is one of my favourite series, I’ve put hundreds of hours into it over the years. My favourite is Link’s Awakening (Switch remake) but I’ve definitely put the most hours into BotW and TotK. I’ve seen stunning, complex Zelda cosplays and decided that I am going to go the opposite route and try to do the sexiest. This shoot came together perfectly, I brought a big smashing hammer and some terracotta pots. I was not shocked to find every pot I smashed was empty, sometimes you just get unlucky. I am getting quite comfortable on my outdoor adventures as you will see by these scandalous poses and positions I have myself in. I hope you enjoy the photos as much as I enjoyed taking them! If you’d like to collect all of the Triforce fragments, tip $15+ after unlocking the set and I will send you three more photos! Two are a pretty full-on front view and the third photo is shot from behind and is the cheekiest of the lot.
