

***Audio attached*** This is going to be a weird one so please bear with me and please make sure you read the description or listen to the audio completely before you decide to unlock this. I know there are at least a few of you out there who self identify as my simps, and I love that. I don’t regard simp as a pejorative (negative) term. Regardless of how you define simp, please unlock this post if you want to show me that you are one. So here’s my little icebreaker: If you unlock this you will get an exclusive photo that will not be posted anywhere else, but mainly… I will message you and say hello. I know some people are shy and would never reach out first. I personally love getting to know people on here, it’s one of the perks of OnlyFans. My favourite is when people admit to their 15 year crush. I know there are people on my page who are looking to thank me for bringing decades of music into their life, this is a really great way to do that if you are “just here for the articles” end air quotes. If you’ve been looking for a sign that it’s okay to spoil me for Christmas, here’s a billboard. I still get butterflies when I see an absurd number in my inbox and a message saying you wish me well (or like my ass). I also might use the list created by this post as a future mailing list. So if me messaging you is too scary, please avoid this post. I don’t want to push you away or scare you. This is big though, if you’ve been too shy to reach out and say hi, I’ll do the heavy lifting and initiate the conversation.