


I've been craving monster dick for, like, several weeks now LOL! I blame Halloween. Monsters light up the neurons in my pre-frontal clitoris like a Christmas tree. Although, BEFORE I drop a bunch of Benjamin Franklin's on a new toy, I wanted to consult with the horny council on their thoughts. 😌⚖️ I don't have anything thick and muscular in my current collection like #Stan (red dildo), and I like that he looks slightly humanoid? It's giving Castle Guard Kight vibes. #Appalooceous is an alien horse cock, and don't even get me staaaaarted LOLOL! All of my current dildos are super textured and not great for anal 😅😅 (for me), but #Sveinn (tan dildo) would be totally awesome and something I could go to town on. I.e., bring in the hentai triple penetration 🙌 Or I coooould do a crowdfund for all three? Of course, showing everyone who contributed what these monster dicks look like in action. 💥💦 Something cinematically recorded but then also could be a private live stream (+ VOD), too!