Added 2022-11-10 01:28:21 +0000 UTC
Happy Wednesday! I had coffee from a cafe, and I don't know what they put in that stuff, but I was VERY overcaffeinated. I think maybe it's the expresso?? But idk how that's different than coffee? I guess that could be solved with a quick Google search, but maybe one of y'all know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Speaking of "unknowing" I've got a vid today that was kind of more popular than expected? I guess it's the oil HAHA. That stuff is a pain in the ass to clean up, but damn it looks so nice. The story of this vid is that your roommate is HELLA naive. She's dead-ass asking you to oil her up after dance practice, and obviously, you get a boner. She feels really bad though!! Don't those hurt if you don't get released? Like Blue Balls? 😏 She gives a thigh job, but that doesn't work, and we all know that there are few things better for curing an erection than the famous lady pocket.
