


America, I’m virtually giving you a cup of tea and cracking out the good biscuits (the ones with chocolate on them) are you guys alright??
For real though the US is very close to my heart and I’m feeling for all of my American friends today and just in general right now 😔
Anyway I’m here to give boners not to get all political.
There’s currently a Snapchat show of meeee on my sunlounger (see, I told you it would come in handy.)
Outdoor exhibitionist style, acoustic (only fingers, no toys) cumshow live right now over on Snapchat! And if that doesn’t interest you the native wildlife is VOCAL today 😂 so at the very least it doubles as an ASMR.
Am I selling this right?? Anyway my Snapchat is $50 for a lifetimeee. I took a lil break over the holidays but I’ll be back posting there regularly again so staaaay tuned!