





On the ninth day of Christinamas My true love gave to me Nine ladies dancing… Ok people and be honest. Isn’t one chick in your life enough. I mean we can be crazy and to imagine nine of us as a gift seems like a pretty shitty gift…just saying. You just need one hot chick in your life that can suck a golf ball through a 10-foot garden hose. Therefore… On the ninth day of Christinamas My main bitch broke her nose And gave me a side chick That can suck a golf ball Through a 10-foot garden hose There, that’s much better…you’re welcome.