

I fainted last year and smacked my noggin off a bathtub spout. Had to knock on my new roommates door at 4am to call an ambulance. He thought I said I was cumming bl00d instead of covered in bl00d and bent down to look near my crotch region 😂😂😂 Got glued back together and on the way walking home, I found a cheesy plastic sword that I put in my belt. Just to look more crazy than I always was 😁