


i went to church with @gemmamarie1 this morning (i guess she's super catholic? lol i had no idea) and was literally too horny to pay attention the sermon. i don't even know what it was about tbh :( soooo unfortunate :/ but upwards & onwards i must go!!! hopefully your sunday started better than mine :) i'm not a liar, so just fyi... this is not a true story (sorry to kill such a good narrative, but i don't want people to start doubting my words on here 🤍)