Guys, I filmed some fully nude videos of my morning workout ..

Guys, I filmed some fully nude videos of my morning workout exercises. Originally, I planned to do it in a thong, but I lost it. Mostly, I stretch my thoracic and cervical spine because I’m too lazy to do anything else.

Speaking of fully nude stuff—honestly, I just don’t like nude photos or videos in that style. Not because I’m shy, but because it just doesn’t feel visually harmonious to me. I like when completely naked women have red or blonde hair, but with dark hair, I feel like something needs to balance it out below. Don’t argue with me about it—it’s just a matter of taste. Anyway, enjoy my 20 double chins.

Last night, I had a dream that my friend Dasha and I went to a salon in a nearby city to get me a hair biowave. But since we had a lot of time to kill, Dasha dropped me off at an equestrian center and went to run errands. At the center, they put me with a huge group of kids, and we went horseback riding through forests and fields. The guide took us to a temple that looked like a Mayan ruin, where we had a conversation with a giant, mummified, eyeless boar-wiseman. Then we continued our ride until we heard sirens announcing a nuclear bomb.

It started raining radioactive rain, so we hid under a canopy at the center while the horses ran off. I was already late for my hair biowave appointment, so I ran off, trying to call Dasha to hurry up. But she was at a fast-food place on the other side of the city.

Speaking of fast food—guys, I constantly watch videos about obesity and overweight people. Partly because it boosts my ego, and partly because, oh my God, American food looks so delicious. It’s insane. I look at all those burgers, combos, fries, and I just want to die.

Also, I’m shocked at how much “poor” people in America spend on fast food. Here, in Eastern Europe, fast food is considered expensive, even celebratory. Ordering pizza delivery is like a whole event. Most people here cook at home with vegetables and meat, often making soups, which are much cheaper than the dishes I see in those shows.

Basically, in America, they spend insane amounts of money on low-quality food, using the excuse that good food is too expensive, like it’s some kind of fig leaf. What’s funny is that vegetables and meat aren’t even that expensive there—of course, if you’re not eating them by the bucket. But vegetables usually don’t have the kind of promotions like “buy 10 for the price of 2,” which you see all the time on cereals, burgers, and similar stuff.

In Latvia, that approach wouldn’t fly—local businessmen would rather eat their own pants than sell something for less than a 1000% markup. Anyone with a few brain cells and basic predictive thinking can see that these kinds of promotions train consumers to stick to a product, guaranteeing the manufacturer long-term, stable, and growing profits. But Latvia isn’t about brains—it’s about folk songs, corruption, poverty, and hatred for the Russian-speaking population 🥴. So, we’ll get by without any combo deals here.

Besides, there are plenty of people here who won’t buy multiple discounted items because they simply don’t need multiples—they need just one. Even if it seems like buying two chocolate bars for 5 euros is cheaper than one for 4 euros, they’ll just skip it because they don’t need two.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is: I want to go to America, binge-eat, and die.