

I went to a small sauna in Kilburn last night. Changing rooms and showers were positioned in a way that didn't give much privacy. Would you have liked to watched me get showered, dried and changed?
That was followed by a lamb kebab in Hammersmith. The kebab shop was Lebanese, but I don't know what was Lebanese about it. I do know that the sauce ended up on my dress and as a result, it came off as soon as I got back to my London play den.