🎄🔒 Welcome to "Don't Open Before Xmas" the ultimate test of ..
Added 2024-12-10 22:08:33 +0000 UTC🎄🔒 Welcome to "Don't Open Before Xmas" the ultimate test of willpower and hilarious humiliation for the lonely loser virgins who dare to dream of my attention. This isn't just any chaster lock; it's a festive funhouse of tasks designed to tease, taunt, and tickle your funny bone while keeping your hands off the goods until Santa says it's time. 😈
Remember, the naughty get nothing but coal, and you, my dear, have been very naughty indeed. So, keep those hands to yourself, and who knows? If you're lucky, you might just earn the right to a little holiday happiness. But for now, it's all about embracing the eggnog of embarrassment and jingling all the way through our jolly little game. 😁
Ho ho ho, let the festive fun begin! And remember, don't open before Xmas, or you'll be on the naughty list for sure! 😘
Duration: 14 days
