IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!! I'm so excited to be turning 3..
Added 2023-04-18 17:57:28 +0000 UTCIT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!! I'm so excited to be turning 37! I had to think about that for a minute. Actually I'm unsure if that's correct but it's somewhere around there! Sooooo this year for my bday I'd really just love some extra time off to fully heal this rash (kinda feel self-conscious to get online) and work on this passion project I've been engrossed in. Definitely don't feel obligated to contribute because a simple "Happy Birthday" is awesome too. But if you do, I endlessly am grateful for you! You help make my special day and life more fun and filled with love! Birthday goals: $400 = take the day off $1500 = take the week off $4000 = take the month off Tip messages: $10 = "Happy Birthday!" $25 = "Have the bestest Birthday ever!" $100 = "I hope you have the wildest birthday of your entire life and it's filled with fond memories!" $200 = "I want to jump out of your giant birthday cake naked and scare the shit out of you and chase you down covered in only chocolate frosting and when I catch you I'm gonna rub it all over you and I love you and it's your Birthday and it's gonna be the most awesome fucking day ever you wild woman beast creature from outer space filled with love and sparkle juice and happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy fucking biiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
