╭ ╮ .. 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝑀𝑒 ..

╭ ╮ .. 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝑀𝑒 .. ╰ ╯ ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕊𝕖𝕥! ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 Sigh, new year resolutions are so dumb, you think to yourself as you lace up your old sneakers and throw on a hoodie. The sun isn't even out yet on this grueling Monday morning. Now you get what Garfield the cat meant by the way he hated Mondays. You sigh as you wait for your old beat up car to warm up. The drive to the studio was just as bad as waking up this early. Man, can today be over already? You walk through the doors of a clean and modern looking lobby to be greeted by an older lady at reception. "Here for… New Year New Me 6:30?" she's looking at you up and down and you can only muster a feeble nod while you're combating the urge just to get back in your car and drive home. "Second door on your right, the instructor is running a little late, she'll be there in about 10 minutes, she said to go ahead and stretch and grab a mat." Even the instructor couldn't get up on time huh, well, you certainly can't blame her, an exercise class that runs this early… you didn't even know that the world operates this early at all. You walk through the hall and into the specified door and see a couple people here and there. This wasn't a very full class, you suppose, for good reason. There's a couple older ladies there, probably moms or wives. Not like you were here to score a date or anything, you're just here to better your chances *of* scoring a date. As you're setting down your stuff and the clock hits 6:35 and you're realizing honestly that you're a little frustrated with the instructor. How do they expect that you're going to be here on time and yet don't even show up on time themselves? You're thinking to yourself that you could have had at least 10 more minutes in that warm bed of yours… and how that instructor probably got those 10 minutes… Patience was running thin for you before the studio door swung open in a vibrant whirwind of energy. A bubbly, fit blonde bursts through the door, almost immediately bringing energy into the room. She's smiling as she sets down her stuff and you see that her skin is even glistening, like a goddess out of some mythology book. Wait… is that sweat? "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry guys! Welcome to New Year New Me! I apologize for being late, I usually never am, but in my last class, someone pulled a hamstring so I had to help them out a little! Safety first right? Which reminds me! Let's get some stretching in while I get a little set up~!" All the contempt and impatience melted away from your body as you listened to this actual human embodiment of sunshine, wait, did she say LAST CLASS? Like she had one before this? Oh god. You can't help but shiver at the thought of waking up even earlier than you did today, and exercising right at that time… "Oh, are we cold in here? Don't worry, the workout will warm everyone up!~ For the meantime, let me open up these blinds!" She winks at you and you feel like melting right into the floor mats.